Anonymous asked: blondes or brunettes? ;)

bald.

good question.

I am from the south and like the beach, surfing, and soccer, which all equates to blondes.

But brunettes are not out of the equation. I don’t know why. According to my calculations and upon using the principles of parsimony or Occam’s Razor, this notion is scientifically absurd. Despite lack of reasonable explanation, my level of attraction to the xx genotype with dark follicles as a phenotype is existent, nonetheless.  Somethin’ about em.